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NEW ILL ReCoRdS
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8.22.02
*** BREAKING NEWS *** N.I.R. has just signed Naturi the new First lady of N.I.R. ReCoRdS. She was kicked out of 3lw and she signed with us. We will Begin work on her first solo album 1gw one grown women.
8.21.02
N.I.R. Has just signed Digital Underground and we will now admit that we have signed the Mexican bum. We would also like to state that the rumors that say that Jose Ruiz works as a painter for that other label are not true. We have also not yet decided on the name of our minor league label.
8.13.02
N.I.R. has just released the following artists:
-Big Easy
-Blu Cantrell
-Dream
-Bin Laden's Barber
We have also listed the artist that will be on the Turtle Club which due to the really bad movie my Dana Carvey we will be changing the name of the label in a few days.
8.6.02
We have finally found the cast for The Real World Afghanistan We have also found the cast for the N.I.R. records week of J- Party.
8.1.02
William H Fancher CEO of N.I.R. ReCoRdS has just added his commentary that can be found under the "About Us" section of the page.
7.31.02
William H. Fancher has just been checked out of the Hospital. He will be posting an official statement in the upcoming days.
7.29.02
Our leader William Fancher has been checked into the Hospital for a high blood sugar. He will have some tests run on him. We will keep you posted.
7.25.02
*** BIG NEWS*** we have just signed the one and only Dana Carvey to our Creative team.
7.25.02
N.I.R. has just inked the deal as to the name of the official minor league type system that will be called "The Turtle Club". We will be signing some of our lower standing artist to the label in to the label.
7.18.02
N.I.R. would like its online viewers to be the first to know that we are know having try outs for our new group that will be called the LOC. We will also be introducing a Developmentally label where we can train new talent and then we will be able to bring them up to the big label. The label is still UN named.
6.11.02
As of late N.I.R. has signed a lot of new talent. To find out who they are just go and check the roster.
5.12.02
N.I.R. has just signed Los Fabulosos And Da DeMarko Family
5.11.02
N.I.R. has just signed K. Fox, Mr. Fehr, David Silva & Alex Thomas to the creative team. We have also received the rights to the production of the next season of the MTV hit series The Real World and we will call it "The Real World Afghanistan."
5.4.02
N.I.R. Has just signed The Purple Ponies & Waldo.
5.3.02
N.I.R. records is happy to say that we have not and will not sign K.Fox. R.I.N. has signed him to a contract that the terms of the contract are very Ludacris.
5.2.02
N.I.R. ReCoRdS are in heavy negotiations with the representatives of Mr. Kelsey Fox to try to sign him. R.I.N. ( the lesser version of N.I.R.) is trying to sign him and take advantage of him on one of his "bad days". M.E.D.D. tried to persuade him with a counterfeit dollar that was later accepted by Mr. Fox. B 2 the I offer a very suitable quarter the was real and was also not accepted. , If anything further goes down we will keep you posted.
5.1.02
N.I.R. has just signed four new talents to our label. We just signed Terrence Jackson a.k.a. H.R., Kevin formally known as E-Bon & we have also signed Bernard & Nathan.
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